thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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