PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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