I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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