Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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