omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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