we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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