road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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