Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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