I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Randomize
