Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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