I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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