Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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