i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
nutella sex= disaster
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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