when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Blood and glitter go together right?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
FUCK WHALES
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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