Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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