6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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