i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize
