Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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