Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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