return my video game
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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