awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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