My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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