This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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