It was confusing and full of hummus
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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