D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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