My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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