her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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