The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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