Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
it was like eating out sand paper
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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