It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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