You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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