The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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