So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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