If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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