he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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