Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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