almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
