That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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