she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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