sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
You left your phone here
Wait...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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