look no pants
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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