I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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