she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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