shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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