Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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