Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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