id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I need water and some morals
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