you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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