You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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