i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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