But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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