garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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