Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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