Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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