he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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